Want add for prem

Well I got an email from an unnamed person with a want add for prem I'm not sure if its exactly spot on or if he's even looking but the only way to find out is throw it up and see what happens
So here we go lets see if MR Ryan gets any bites lol

Hi, I'm Prem. Before I get into what I'm like, I'd like to let all ofyou know what I'm looking for in a woman, so if you don't pass mycriteria, you won't be too sad to know what you're missing. First, my woman needs to cook good. This is mostly because if I'm fed,then I won't beat you. :) Second, she needs to be quite attractive – generally I'm into Asians. Soif you're an Asian that makes good food, then you can keep reading. Third, she should be pretty handy with doing laundry, fixing things, andkeeping my room clean, because I don't have time for those sorts ofthings, and that's why I'm in the market for a girlfriend at this timein my life. (If she isn't afraid of dirty, cold places and leeches, that would behelpful, since my room contains quite a few leeches, and would be cold,if it weren't so warm right now, not to mention dirty and spider-filled.) Now for a little about me. I'm stunningly handsome, as they say, andquite athletic. I clean up quite well, and the reverse is also true. I'ma good driver, and I can cook some great crepes. I'm not in the market for a girl who's too old, but, just like they say,you can't ever find one that's too young. Rob may be looking for alonely older lady, but I'm looking for a sweet lovely youngster (SLY).