Righto Red hots.
Its Australia day long weekend which I know is very special to all of you.
So I'm gunna throw out a little Australian language lesson for any of u who arn't Aussie so I hope u enjoy the read and start talkin like us immediately.
ok so heres some words and sayings u can use in everyday life that make conversation more interesting and basicly better for everyone involved which will intern make you happier. Righto lets get started.
Budgie smugglers. (I think the name speaks for itself. obviously speedo's. Only the second greatest garment ever invented.)
Buckley's chance = no chance....william buckley was hung.
Bluey = means basicly anything, Perfect name for dog's, Great for wranga's(red heads), Also call your swag bluey or basicly any bag u got going. a blue is also a punch on. Anything or anyone can be called blue.
Aerial ping pong = aussie rules the gay footy that the mexicans(victorians) play.
Secret mens business... "Kingswood driving is secret men’s business — just as pushing a shopping trolley straight is secret women’s business".
"verandah over the toy shop" Is your beer gut that hangs over jatz crackers.
Bloody Oath. Australian for that's certainly true
Bludger Lazy person - someone who gets out of work.
Bored Shitless Very - very bored
Captain Cook To have a 'Look'
Date Roll Roll of toilet paper.
Dead Set The truth, true or a fact.
Hard Yakka Hard work - tough.
Idiot box Tel-e
Liquid Laugh Being Sick - vomit - chuck up
Mongrel A despicable person.
Old Cheese Mother or Mum.
Piece of Piss Easy, no worries
Pig's arse! Bull Shit - No Way - I don't agree.
Sheila A woman - young female
Spit the Dummy Get uncontrollably [very] upset at someone or something.
True blue Genuinely Australian - original, one of a kind, patriotic.
Weekend Warrior Army reservist
Wanker One who masturbates or is full of themself, egotistical.
Bloody Oath Australian for that's certainly true
Righto Well Id love to write more and there is plenty more but I'm busy as a bagdad brick layer, basicly flat out like a lizard drinking, so that'll have to do the trick.
If you get some of those going you'll be sweet and if u need anymore u can ask the nearest aussie if theres none u can call this number 1800 681 11 11 (pizza hut)
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Happy days
5 comments:
Happy Australia Day to all - Thanks Rob for teaching the masses - you're a champ!
I love this blog and I love you Rob and Prem...
ahahhahhahaha I laughed soo hard. Good stuf, that last paragraph especially.
thanks for the thesaurus Robbo I've been havin to explain to the Mexican'ts here every second word, they are bout as sharp as a bowling ball and slightly unco when it comes to pickin up whats being put down.
Oi, don't bash the Victorians! It's not our fault some guys want to play gay footy! Happy Australia Day (100 days late) Hope you're good xxx
Robbo its heaps good. Your a crackup!
Krikkit
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